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Friday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.

1) Question: I just received a Christmas card with a photo of one of my relatives with her ex-boyfriend. I was surprised because I know they had a nasty break-up. I was even more surprised to see that the photo is of her performing, um, certain "acts" upon him. Can he do this?

Answer: No, that would constitute "unlawful photography and criminal impersonation." (Associated Press)

2) Question: I am a 17-year-old girl. What are the chances of me finding a 112-year-old man who has 18 children by five prior wives to marry me?

Answer: 100 percent. (Jonathan Turley)

3) Question: I am a gang member suing the city for excessive force by the police. I'm afraid the jury will not go my way based on my appearance (I have numerous tattoos, including the name of my gang tattooed prominently on my upper lip). Is there any kind of "Extreme Makeover" available for this situation?

Answer: Of course! (Lowering the Bar)

Makeover

Posted by Bruce Carton on October 30, 2009 at 02:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

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