Friday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.
1) Question: I am a truck driver and I'm sitting in my truck smoking a cigarette. A police officer is giving me the evil-eye. Am I missing something here?Answer: Are you in Ontario, by chance? Yes? Then get ready to pay the Man for smoking in an "enclosed workplace."
2) Question: I am a law student at Columbia Law School. I have 14 cents in my pocket (after paying my $48,000 tuition this year). Will I be able to cut my meat in the school cafeteria today?
Answer: Yes, if you can somehow come up with the one additional penny it will take you to cover what the school is now charging for a plastic fork. (Above the Law)
3) Question: I am being followed by a hungry bear. I've got nothing on me but an iPhone. Should I start calling people to say my goodbyes?
Answer: Nope. You've got everything you need to escape. (FutureLawyer)
Posted by Bruce Carton on October 16, 2009 at 02:42 PM | Permalink
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