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Monday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.

1) Question: My wife girlfriend baby's mama is in the hospital now to deliver our baby! I am looking for a way to simultaneously miss the birth of my child and be thrown in prison. Any ideas?

Answer: Try hitting on the delivery nurse. If that gets you nowhere, try to massage her neck and grab her breast. (Jonathan Turley)

2) Question: I was just involved in a vehicle collision that resulted in me falling and injuring my shoulder. Do I have a case? Oh wait, I almost forgot to mention that I was on my boat and the other ship's captain, who "was distracted and talking on a cell phone, allowed the ships to collide."

Answer: Yes, send an S-O-S call to your lawyer, captain! (Lowering the Bar)

3) Question: We just enjoyed the most wonderful winter day in Grand Forks, N.D. First we had a snowball fight. Then we all went down to the creek and skipped stones. Any ideas for what we should do next?

Answer: Turn yourselves into the authorities for your multiple criminal violations. (Legal Juice)

Posted by Bruce Carton on October 12, 2009 at 03:20 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)


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