Friday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.
1) Question: The D.A. is charging me with robbery, but I say I'm innocent. In fact, I was busy on Facebook at the time of the robbery. Successful alibi?
Answer: Yes. Charges dropped. (WisBlawg)
2) Question: The D.A. is charging me with murder, but I say I'm innocent. In fact, I was busy running the country (President Bush did everything I told him) and working on a solution to global warming. Successful alibi?
Answer: Sorry, no. (Bad Lawyer)
3) Question: I lost the tip of my index finger in a pole-dancing accident on Ladies' Night. The bar says I should have known of the "perils of pole-dancing." Should I have?
Answer: The jury will decide. (OnPoint News)
Posted by Bruce Carton on November 13, 2009 at 04:17 PM | Permalink
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