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Thursday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.

Sillystring 1) Question: I just left Toys-R-Us with my new can of Silly String. Now I'm being issued a $1,000 fine by the LAPD. What the heck?!

Answer: Did this happen on Halloween, by any chance? If so, pay up. (The Volokh Conspiracy)

2) Question: I'm a teller at a bank in Florida. This same portly dude with dreadlocks has now robbed us three times since Feb. 1. When he walks in, we just say, "It's him again." How can this keep happening?

Answer: Different outfits. (Legal Juice)

3) Question: It's Halloween and police just pulled me over for supposedly going the wrong way on a one-way street. They want to give me a Breathalyzer test, but I'm wondering if I can maybe avoid that given that I'm actually dressed in a giant Breathalyzer costume.

Answer: No. (Jonathan Turley)

Posted by Bruce Carton on November 5, 2009 at 04:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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