Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.
1) Question: I am about 80 years old and carry an oxygen tank with me at all times. Will this hinder my ability to rob banks?
Answer: Not at all! (Fox 5 San Diego)
2) Question: I have spent the last 20 years following the Grateful Dead around on tour. Now it is time to grow up and get a job. Any ideas?
Answer: Will $68,000 per year work for you? (Slaw.com)
3) Question: 12 people just unanimously decided that I'm not "too fat." That's a good thing, right?
Answer: Yes, unless being "too fat" is your primary defense to a murder charge. Then no. (Associated Press)
Posted by Bruce Carton on November 17, 2009 at 02:49 PM | Permalink
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