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Thursday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.

1) Question: I'm at the bus stop with my red-headed son. The other kids are looking at him menacingly. What's going on here?

Answer: It may be "Kick a Ginger Day." Check the calendar. (AFP -- Three arrested in 'ginger-bashing' at California school)

2) Question: I'm just out of prison and looking to rob someone. The woman whose house I just broke into says I look very tired and should take a nap, and she promises to give me some money once I wake up. Does that seems like a good move for me?

Answer: Not advisable. (Legal Juice -- Robber Caught Sleeping On The Job)

3) Question: Are there any circumstances you can think of in which a police spokesman can appropriately utter the words, "The dog must have smelled a tasty dinner in his pants?"

Answer: Meat shoplifters. (Lowering the Bar -- Police Dog: The Meat-Smuggler's Nemesis)

Posted by Bruce Carton on December 3, 2009 at 02:44 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)


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