Wednesday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.
1) Question: I just got home and I see that someone has removed and thrown away every last possession that was in my condominium, including my clothes, my wedding dress, baby pictures, wedding photos, my dishes, my towels and my jewelry. Any ideas on what is going on here? I'm at a loss.
Answer: Sometimes realtors "trash out" the wrong home when they complete the foreclosure process. It was probably supposed to happen to your foreclosed-upon neighbor -- sorry about that! (LasVegasNow.com: Las Vegas Woman Victim of Foreclosure Mistake)
2) Question: I just got convicted of murder but I must say that I did not hear the jury get "hearkened" at the end of my trial. I get a new trial now, right?
Answer: Are you in Maryland? If you are, then you sure do. (Legal Profession Blog: New Trial For Failure To Hearken)
3) Question: I have a plan to extort money from my wife's four lovers. Maybe between $100,000 and $200,000 each? This will work, right?
Answer: Careful. If it doesn't, you're looking at 5 years in jail and the loss of your law license. (Bad Lawyer: Prison-Bound Pimp Lawyer)
Posted by Bruce Carton on December 23, 2009 at 01:49 PM | Permalink
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