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Wednesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.

Bigwheel 1) Question: I am man in my 50s. There's a six-year-old coming at me on a Big Wheel. Damn kids! Can I consider this Big Wheel a "weapon" permitting me to use a little "self defense?"

You cannot. (AP: Confrontation with kids lands man in court)

2) Question: My wife is a kung fu master with a bad temper. Is there any kind of marital contract that might limit my beatings to maybe just once per week?

Answer: Why, yes! (FP Legal Post: Husband allows wife to beat him: but only once a week)

3) Question: I just spotted some police cruisers illegally parked blocking handicapped spots. It's okay for me to take a few photos of this, right?

Answer: Yes. But there may be some resulting "embarrassment, humiliation, annoyance and inconvenience." (Bad Lawyer: Taking Pictures of Illegally Parked State Trooper Cruisers, That'll Get You Searched)

Posted by Bruce Carton on December 9, 2009 at 04:48 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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