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Friday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: I'm a lawyer in Chicago. Are there any conferences coming up that will educate me on the proper etiquette concerning how much to flaunt my "tramp stamp" tattoo?

Answer: You should check out the Chicago Bar Association's “What Not to Wear” session. Tramp stamps are covered in the curriculum. (Styleite, Fashion Jury Tells Lawyers “No Tramp Stamps”)

Prom 2) Question: I am so psyched for prom! Woot! Hey, wait -- why are there only seven other people here?

Answer: Sometimes when schools don't want lesbians to attend prom with their partners, they stage tiny fake proms for the lesbians while holding the real prom across town. (Salon, Fake prom staged to trick lesbian kids)

3) Question: I work in the California Highway Patrol building. Why are we being evacuated all of a sudden?

Answer: Sorry, but sometimes the officers have to clear the building and call the bomb squad when they arrest people who have a “a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch” in their front left pocket leading to their anal cavity. It happens. (Tahoe Daily Tribune, Sex toy spurs CHP office evacuation)

Posted by Bruce Carton on April 23, 2010 at 02:18 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)


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