Lohan to Jail? Can't Wait to Hear the E-Trade Baby's Take
Oh, Lindsay. (Wait, is she gonna sue me for using her name?)
Lindsay Lohan's "stolen passport" drama, which resulted in her missing a court date today, has apparently been resolved. After reports that she wasn't making legitimate efforts to get a replacement passport, the Huffington Post reproduced an email purportedly from Lohan indicating that she would be receiving a new one, and pleading with somebody, anybody, to get her on a private jet home to L.A. ASAP.
Huff Post also reports that Lohan's missed court date will result in an arrest warrant being issued, and a potential 180-day jail sentence. I'm sure Lohan will really enjoy jail, since it's totally "hot."
In other celebrity-related, quasi-legal news, golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez was the victim of a home invasion robbery in Puerto Rico Wednesday, and Suge Knight was arrested for waving a gun at somebody in L.A.
Note: Thanks to Father Damien Karras, I am no longer possessed by the spirit of Perez Hilton, and your regularly scheduled, less-gossipy ramblings will resume shortly.
Posted by Eric Lipman on May 20, 2010 at 12:01 PM | Permalink
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