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Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

Prince_symbol 1) Question: I would like to legally change my name to "Captain Awesome" and have my legal signature appear as a right arrow, a smiley face and a left arrow. I can do that, right? You saw what the artist-formerly-known-as-Prince did, right?

Answer: No problem, Captain! (Washington Post, What's in a name? Man goes from Smith to Awesome)

2) Question: For the last time: What part of "my boobs are too big for me to have fit through the hole in the door to commit the crime I'm accused of" do you not understand? People, please!

Answer: Seems perfectly clear to me. (Turley, A Good Offense is The “Breast” Defense)

3) Question: I just bought my granddaughter a "Barbie Video Girl" for the holidays. It is a new Barbie doll that comes with a built-in camera. She'll love it! Why is this strange black car tailing me home from the toy store?

Answer: I'm not sure about the car, sir, but you should know that the FBI just sent out a "Cyber Crime Alert" about Barbie Video Girl saying it is a "possible child pornography production method." (Law and Disorder, FBI alert over Barbie Video Girl causes child porn panic)

Posted by Bruce Carton on December 7, 2010 at 01:45 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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