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The Day'sThree Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: It is my dream to be a social media guru for lawyers. I've been twitting and tweeting furiously but nobody will follow me on Twitter. Yes, I have an iPad, but other than that my assets are limited to a 1986 Ford Fiesta worth about $1,000. Any thoughts?

Answer: You didn't hear it from me but here's what you could do. Sell the Fiesta and take $850 of the proceeds. Visit this website and buy "Pack 9," which will get you 20,000 Twitter followers. Instant guru!!! Then, start boldly leading your 20,000 followers until you achieve glory and reach your dream. (Buy Twitter Followers)

2) Question: These two new pizza shops are killing my pizzeria's business! What if I went and bought a bunch of white mice, and stealthily put several mice in each of the restauants? Would that work?

Answer: It might work ... to get yourself charged with with disorderly conduct, harassment and animal cruelty. (, Cops: Pizza shop owner is a rat who hid mice at competing shops) (via Consumerist)

3) Question: My home was just burglarized, and many of my possessions were stolen. But why would the burglar have dumped hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices into my fish tank, killing my three goldfish? Why???!!

Answer: Sometimes burglars kill goldfish because they "don't want to leave any witnesses." (Huffington Post, Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say)

Posted by Bruce Carton on March 4, 2011 at 04:46 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)


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