The Day's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.
1) Question: A judge just sentenced me to stand in a tiny swimming pool while wearing a life jacket and handing out water safety brochures at a festival. Can he do that?
Answer: Yep! (Associated Press, Ohio pair serve time in pool for rafting offense) (via Lowering the Bar)
2) Question: I just tested positive for alcohol consumption but I haven't had a drink in years! What can explain this?
Answer: Are you perhaps a heavy user of hand sanitizer, i.e., 120 times per day for three consecutive days? That could be the problem. (Consumerist, Use Too Much Hand Sanitizer, Fail An Alcohol Test)
3) Question: I'm a NASCAR driver. Is 128 mph too fast for me to drive?
Answer: At work, no. On a residential street, yes. (Jonathan Turley, NASCAR Driver Kyle Busch Cited For Going 128 MPH on 45 MPH Street)
Posted by Bruce Carton on May 31, 2011 at 04:18 PM | Permalink
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