Monday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.
1) Question: I'm flying in first class on Air France. Why are there only male flight attendants and crew on this flight?
Answer: Is Dominique Strauss-Kahn on your flight, perhaps? (New York Post, Air France ordered male-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn)
2) Question: The police who have been hassling me just came into my donut shop. I'm thinking of giving them a "double shot" in their coffee, if you know what I'm saying. What can happen to me if they catch me?
Answer: Wait, do you mean a double shot of nasal mucus? If so, you may be looking at simple assault charges. (Consumerist, Dunkin' Donuts Worker Allegedly Adds Nasty Ingredient To Cops' Coffee)
3) Question: These hitchikers look shady, like escaped inmates or something. Am I being overly judgmental?
Answer: No, trust your judgment. (Tosh.0 blog, Don't Stop Sign)
Posted by Bruce Carton on August 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM | Permalink
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