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Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 7

You might think that after Volume 1Volume 2Volume 3Volume 4, Volume 5 and Volume 6 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.

Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:

  • Kiss a girl mid-flight (when you yourself are a girl). Girls may not kiss other girls on planes, even if the airline in question is the official airline of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. CONSEQUENCE: Kisser will be escorted off plane upon landing for a "discussion" with airline personnel.
  • Try to open the emergency exit door over the wing while the aircraft is at cruising altitude. Passengers may not open this door, period. It needs to stay shut. CONSEQUENCE: Pilot will turn the plane around and land. Passenger will be arrested and charged with crime of interfering with flight crew.
  • Forcefully push your way past airline gate agents and take a seat on a plane despite having no ticket. You need a ticket to ride, sorry. There is nothing gained by simply making it to the plane and sitting down. CONSEQUENCE: Police will come onto the plane, walk you right back off of the plane, and arrest you.

Posted by Bruce Carton on October 28, 2011 at 03:05 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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