Monday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.
1) Question: I'm being chased by the police. It is dark and I think I see the perfect hiding place under a piles of leaves. That will work, right?
Answer: Yes, unless the police are equipped with thermal imaging. (UPI, Police use thermal imaging to find suspect hiding in leaf pile)
2) Question: I'm at a convenience store and some dude just ran naked through the parking lot, tried to steal a police car, beat a police officer and police dog and then got "Tased" three times before the police were able to subdue him. What is going on?!
Answer: Sometimes people get very upset when they get kicked off of the school basketball team. (The Fresno Bee, Fresno Pacific athlete is held in naked rampage) (via Legal Juice)
3) Question: A girl I dated for a couple weeks impregnated herself -- without my knowledge--using sperm from a used condom that I discarded after sex. Now the child has been born and I just got a letter from the U.K.'s Child Support Agency asking me to contribute money for the child's upbringing. Do I need to pay?
Answer: It looks like the U.K. courts may believe that if you are the biological father, then you must take responsibility. (Daily Mail, Dads by deception)
Posted by Bruce Carton on November 14, 2011 at 12:24 PM | Permalink
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