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'Thou Shalt Not ...' Visit Any Nightclub in This Town Until You Dress Your Age

Welcome back to the latest in LBW's "Thou Shalt Not ..." series. As you may recall, this series seeks to properly memorialize the growing number of instances I see where a corporation rolls out its "death penalty" punishment on a customer: "You can never come here [buy here] [eat here] again!!" 

The latest installment in this series:

Thou shalt not visit any of the nightclubs in your hometown until you stop dressing so sexy/trampy.

Meet Lisa Woodman, a 28-year-old mother of four who rocks a "size six figure and 36DD chest." Woodman is now reportedly furious because she has been banned from all three hotspots in her home town of Worcester, West Midlands, because of her preferred wardrobe of "low-cut tops, short skirts and knee-length boots."

According to the Daily Mail, the doormen at all of her city's nightclubs -- which are owned by the same company -- have informed Woodman that she is "banned for life" from the clubs unless she tones down her appearance. Woodman says she is just flaunting her figure after breaking up with the father of her kids last year and getting a boob job in April, but the clubs say she is too old to "wear that get-up." Woodman says she saw "teenagers and girls in their 20s wearing much more revealing outfits but they went straight in.

Nexum Leisure, which runs the clubs, told the Daily Mail that Woodman flunked its dress code of "smart casual." Judge for yourself in the photo below of a sad Woodward and more photos like it here.

SadWoodward

Posted by Bruce Carton on January 26, 2012 at 01:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (7)

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