Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 12
You might think that after Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10 and Volume 11 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.
Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:
- Stuff a dirty diaper down the airplane's toilet. Passengers may not throw dirty diapers away in the airplane's toilet, as it may result in a suspicious smell requiring the termination of the flight. CONSEQUENCE: Aircraft will be diverted and make a precautionary landing, passengers will be removed from the plane by a forklift and switched to a new aircraft.
- Smoke pot in the airplane's bathroom. Passengers are prohibited from smoking weed mid-flight in the airplane bathroom. CONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be arrested upon landing and charged with possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia.
- Begin to smoke a cigarette while onboard the plane and then become combative when told to put it out. Passengers may not become combative and disrupt the flight when asked to refrain from smoking onboard a plane. CONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be charged with "interfering with a flight crew" and possibly required to be examined by a psychiatrist.
Posted by Bruce Carton on February 6, 2012 at 04:21 PM | Permalink
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