Friday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.
1) Question: Am I wasted, or did this urinal cake in the men's room just talk to me?
Answer: Possibly both. (Detroit Free Press, Michigan adds talking urinal cakes to DUI fight)
2) Question: I battered my sister. In my defense, however, she criticized how much maple syrup I placed on my pancakes. That's a legit defense, right?
Answer: Not in this country. (The Star Press, Police: Arrest follows dispute over pancakes)
3) Question: Umm, how am I supposed to use this public bathroom in Clear Lake Park, Fla.? The doors seem to be sealed shut!
Answer: Not sealed, welded. That is how the city keeps the homeless away. (Daily Mail, City takes extreme measures against the homeless... by welding restroom doors shut)
Posted by Bruce Carton on June 29, 2012 at 11:00 AM | Permalink
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