Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions
Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.
1) Question: I work at a jail. An arrestee who is being bailed out by some of his supposed buddies says he doesn't want to be bailed out by those guys, but won't explain why. Ideas?
Answer: Sometimes people bail other people out of jail so that they can kidnap them. Maybe that is what is going on. (Anchorage Daily News, Anchorage man kidnapped by 4 people who bailed him out of jail)
2) Question: I am at the public library. Why is that man using a computer with a plastic hood on it?
Answer: That is one of the new library terminals for people to watch pornography on in private. (The New York Times, (He's Watching That, in Public? Pornography Takes Next Seat)
3) Question: I bought a gun on the streets. I was testing it out when it discharged, and I shot myself in the genitals. How can things get worse?
Answer: Depending on what you tell the emergency room doctor, you may also be charged with possession of a firearm. (UPI, Man shoots his own genitals, goes to jail)
Posted by Bruce Carton on July 24, 2012 at 04:17 PM | Permalink
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