Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 23
You might think that after Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13, Volume 14, Volume 15, Volume 16, Volume 17, Volume 18, Volume 19, Volume 20, Volume 21 and Volume 22 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.
Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:
- Lock yourself in the cockpit (for passengers). Passengers may not mourn their recent breakup with a significant other by entering the cockpit of a plane during a pre-flight cleaning and locking themselves inside. CONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be removed from cockpit and taken into police custody.
- Wear a T-shirt mocking the TSA. Passengers may not wear a shirt onboard a plane that mocks the TSA's logo, "with the eagle holding untied shoes and pouring out a bottle of liquid," and states "Bombs ZOMG/ZOMG terrists." CONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be kicked off the plane, even after undergoing another security check and changing his shirt.
- Sit next to an unaccompanied minor (for men). Male passengers may not sit next to unaccompanied minors during a flight. CONSEQUENCE: Male passenger will be asked to swap seats with a female passenger.
Posted by Bruce Carton on August 23, 2012 at 04:19 PM | Permalink
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