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Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 23

You might think that after Volume 1Volume 2Volume 3Volume 4Volume 5Volume 6Volume 7Volume 8, Volume 9Volume 10Volume 11Volume 12Volume 13Volume 14Volume 15Volume 16Volume 17Volume 18Volume 19Volume 20Volume 21 and Volume 22 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.

Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:

  • Lock yourself in the cockpit (for passengers). Passengers may not mourn their recent breakup with a significant other by entering the cockpit of a plane during a pre-flight cleaning and locking themselves insideCONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be removed from cockpit and taken into police custody. 
  • Wear a T-shirt mocking the TSA. Passengers may not wear a shirt onboard a plane that mocks the TSA's logo, "with the eagle holding untied shoes and pouring out a bottle of liquid," and states "Bombs ZOMG/ZOMG terrists." CONSEQUENCEPassenger will be kicked off the plane, even after undergoing another security check and changing his shirt.
  • Sit next to an unaccompanied minor (for men). Male passengers may not sit next to unaccompanied minors during a flight. CONSEQUENCE: Male passenger will be asked to swap seats with a female passenger.

Posted by Bruce Carton on August 23, 2012 at 04:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

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