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Thursday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: I think these skinny jeans are damaging my testicles. Am I contributorily negligent for wearing these jeans at all? 

Answer: Yes, probably so. But I guess that's the price of beauty, right? (Abnormal Use, On skinny jeans and the law, say it isn't so!)

2) Question: What would happen if I tried to climb over a barbed wire fence to break in to a county jail, and then demanded to be arrested when I was apprehended? 

Answer: You would get your wish. (, Ohio woman attempts to break into jail; demands to be arrested)

3) Question: I won a bronze medal in the Olympics, but promptly broke it when I took it into the shower (don't ask). Can I get a new one?

Answer: No problem. (CBS, Brazilian to get new medal after shower incident)

Posted by Bruce Carton on August 2, 2012 at 11:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)


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