Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 27
You might think that after Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13, Volume 14, Volume 15, Volume 16, Volume 17, Volume 18, Volume 19, Volume 20, Volume 21, Volume 22, Volume 23, Volume 24, Volume 25 and Volume 26 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.
Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:
- Sneak a cobra onboard your flight. Passengers may not hide Egyptian cobras in carry-on bags, and definitely may not lose control of their snakes mid-flight. CONSEQUENCE: Plane will make emergency landing; snake will be confiscated.
- Punch through and shatter the airplane window. Passengers may not show their displeasure at not being allowed to sit with their mother by punching and shattering the plane's window as the plane is pulling away from the gate. CONSEQUENCE: Flight will be delayed while the crew replaces the window, and passenger will charged with destruction of an aircraft.
- Threaten the flight crew regarding cellphone use. Passengers may not make threats against the plane's flight crew in response to being instructed to turn off their cellphones. CONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be removed from the plane pre-flight and taken into custody. All passengers will be re-screened and their bags checked again as a precaution.
Posted by Bruce Carton on December 10, 2012 at 04:34 PM | Permalink
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