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Thursday's Three Burning Legal Issues

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blawgosphere.

1) Question: I am a police detective. Is there any way I can use the police computer system to help me pick up chicks?

Answer: Yes, actually. But you might get convicted of a crime and suspended from the force. (Australian Associated Press, "Sexually 'curious' detective avoids jail")

2) Question: I am a bank robber. Any last minute tips before I head out for a heist?

Answer: Brush your teeth. (AP: "Fla. police seek alleged bad breath bank robber")

3) Question: I just stole a van. I'm driving off with it now but I just heard the most terrifying roar coming from the back of the van that caused me to crash into a road sign.  What the ... ?

Answer: Meet Caesar! (AFP: "German thief unwittingly steals circus lion")

Posted by Bruce Carton on November 19, 2009 at 03:17 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)


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