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Monday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: We'd like to drive our Stripper Mobile around town to drum up business for a strip club. Is that alright?

Yes, but make sure to stay out of the neighborhoods until after 10 pm and no simulated sex acts! (WTSP, Stripper Mobile Back on the Streets)

2) Question: The guy next to me for jury duty says he is going to wear his Ku Klux Klan robes to court if he is picked. How will that possibly work?

Answer: It won't.  (AP, Indiana Ku Klux Klan Leader Gets Out of Jury Duty)

3) Question: I'm headed back through customs after a trip to the Philippines. All I bought there were a few packs of iced tea from a grocery store. Do I have to declare this?

Answer: Yes, and declare it really loudly because sometimes both the guard dogs and the "presumptive swab" test will mistake lemon-flavored iced tea for the narcotic methylamphetamine and you'll get thrown in jail for several days until the real test comes back negative. (The Age, Drug Accused Woman Freed After Substance Found to Be Iced Tea)

Posted by Bruce Carton on March 22, 2010 at 03:41 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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