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Monday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: I am a legal genius. I am objectively infallible. I have the wisdom of King Solomon. I am more interesting than the guy from the Dos Equis beer ads. I would like to be on the U.S. Supreme Court. I attended Stanford Law School.

Answer: Stanford Law School? Ha!!! If you aren't from Harvard or Yale, don't even bother applying. (The Volokh Conspiracy, Isn't This a Bit Much?)

Yellow-card 2) Question: I'm a soccer referee. I told these soccer players that any further fake injuries or falling to the ground untouched would result in a yellow card. And yet here they go taking a dive again? That's it, where's my card?!

Answer: We hate the soccer "flopping" as much as you do. But please make sure the player is not having a heart attack before you issue that yellow card. (FAIL Blog, Referee Fail -- Soccer Player Penalized for Dying)

3) Question: I'm a postman and frankly, I'm tired of delivering all this doggone mail. Who will even know the difference if I just start throwing bags of mail in the trunk of my car?

Answer: People get angry when they don't get their mail, so this will end badly. (New York Post, 'Letter-stash' mail carrier pulls a 'Seinfeld'-esque stunt). P.S. If you don't believe me, just ask Newman.

Posted by Bruce Carton on May 10, 2010 at 03:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

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