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'I'm Here to File a Report. Just Let Me Zip Up First.'
Earlier today we advised readers not to stop at church and confess to having been involved in a homicide while on the way to the police station to turn themselves in.
And, courtesy of Legal Juice, we'd like to offer another tip. If you're on your way to the station -- not to turn yourself in but to file a report of some sort -- you probably shouldn't stop to relieve yourself on the exterior of the building before entering. Especially not in broad daylight on a weekday afternoon.
But some guy in Royal Oak, Mich., did just that last week, according to Juice and the Detroit Free Press. The genius, as yet unnamed, was rewarded with a public urination citation. There's a joke here about the Royal Oak "Pee D," but I don't have my best stuff today. Feel free to chime in in the comments.
Posted by Eric Lipman on September 22, 2010 at 01:12 PM | Permalink
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