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Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: My employer's dress code for me is hard to remember. Is it "Mini-skirt Monday," "Tube-top Tuesday," "Wet T-shirt Wednesday," "Bikini Thursday" and "No Bra Friday?"

Answer: Almost. Thursday is the "No Bra" day, followed by "Bikini Friday." (The Salt Lake TribuneWoman claims employer subjected her to ‘Mini-skirt Monday')

2) Question: I'm a judge and a case I've been dreading just settled! I'm happier than a tick on a fat dog, and a one legged cat in a sand box. Seriously, the trial would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory.

Answer: Judge Sheehan? Is that you? (Reuters, Judge's mixed metaphors tickle the press)

3) Question: I left my bag of meth back at the tanning salon. I hate when I do that! Luckily, the salon says they found it. Do you think it is a problem for me to drive back over and pick it up?

Answer: Yes -- watch out for police hiding in the tanning booth if you dare to return. (The Daily News Online, Police: Woman tries to reclaim meth left behind at tanning salon) (via Legal Juice)


Posted by Bruce Carton on August 9, 2011 at 11:27 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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