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Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 6

You might think that after Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4 and Volume 5 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.

Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:

• Read a book about old European aircrafts as plane is preparing to take off. You may not read books on European aviation history that present photos of aircraft from 1921. CONSEQUENCE: Plane will be returned to gate, reader will be interrogated by police.

• Breastfeed without being covered up. You may not breastfeed your child without being covered up, regardless of the temperature on board the plane. CONSEQUENCE: Repeated public humiliation, threats of removal from the plane.

• Knowingly take off with a mouse on board. Pilots may not proceed with a planned flight if a mouse has been spotted in the cabin. CONSEQUENCE: Flight canceled, plane evacuated, aircraft searched for mouse.

Posted by Bruce Carton on September 8, 2011 at 04:18 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)