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Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: I'm the star in a topless Las Vegas show. If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. Can I insure my two primary moneymakers for this amount?

Answer: No problem. Lloyds of London provides breast insurance. (People, Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts for $1 Million)

2) Question: My neighbor's mom won't give me a ride home from baseball practice anymore because she says that she could be charged with the crime of "luring a child into a motor vehicle." Is this true?

Answer: The Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled last week that she can start driving you again. (The Volokh Conspiracy, Does Law Banning "Lur[ing] ... a Child into a Motor Vehicle" Cover Simply Offering a Child a Ride?)

3) Question: I'm a hit man. I agreed to do a job where I wear a bear's pelt like a suit and bear paws on my feet and hands, and then maul the victim when she is taking her garbage out to make it look like a bear did it. The only problem is, I am supposed to provide the bear suit and paws and I only have three acres to hunt on, and no bears. So, um, what am I supposed to do?

Answer: Looks like you are out of luck. Frankly, you should have thought about whether you had the proper tools for the job before you accepted it. (Lowering the Bar, How to Get Back at Your Ex: First, Kill a Bear)


Posted by Bruce Carton on October 4, 2011 at 10:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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