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Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: I'm a plaintiffs lawyer. Everyone calls me the Gorilla because I'm so tough and powerful in court. Can I get "Injured? Get the Gorilla" trademarked for my law practice?

Answer: Already taken, sorry. (Tex Parte Blog, "Get the gorilla": Jiu-Jitsu nickname becomes Lubbock lawyer's marketing magic and government-approved service mark)

2) Question: I have two wives. For obvious reasons, I really don't want Wife 1 to know about Wife 2 (and vice versa!) Any pointers to keep me out of trouble? 

Answer: Tip No. 1: Do NOT "friend" both wives on Facebook. (The Associated Press, Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife)

3) Question: I was thinking about becoming a barber in Iowa, but I see the state requires 2,100 hours of training. Body-piercing is my career choice number two. Does the state require less training time to become a body-piercer?

Answer: Yes, 2,100 hours less. (The Des Moines RegisterPiercing in Iowa: There are no rules)

Posted by Bruce Carton on March 13, 2012 at 11:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)


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