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Wednesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1) Question: I am the tourism director for a county in Florida. It struck me one day that it would be pretty awesome if our county owned a yacht, so without consulting anyone else I used $710,000 in county funds to buy us a yacht. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon --

Answer: Enough, Mr. Costanza! (, Official: Buying county a yacht was wrong)

2) Question: I got drunk and asked my girlfriend to use her hot hair iron to straighten my penis. After I badgered her enough she actually did it, which I now deeply regret. Did she commit an assault on me?

Answer: You asked her to do it, so there is no assault here. (The LocalSqueezing penis with hot iron 'not assault': court)

3) Question: Quick question before I head out on a hunting trip in Texas: Can I kill a Bigfoot if I find one? 

Answer: Yes, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department says go ahead and bag one if you can. (Lowering the Bar, Note: In Texas, Bigfoot Is Fair Game)

Posted by Bruce Carton on May 9, 2012 at 12:32 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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