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Tuesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1. Question: Is it grounds for divorce that my husband will not spice up our love life by recreating scenarios from "Fifty Shades of Grey" with me? 

Answer: It worked in the U.K.! (Dealbreaker, Husband's Lack Of Interest In Recreating 50 Shades Of Grey Scenarios Straw That Broke The Camel’s Back For British Banker)

2. Question: I think I can get into Epcot Center for free if I just flash a badge and (falsely) tell the cashier I am a federal agent. That's a $100 savings! Should I go for it?

Answer: That can also get you charged with unlawful use of a police badge, falsely impersonating an officer and petty theft. Just save up the $100. (Daily MailFather arrested after 'pretending to be federal agent to get free entry into Epcot')

3. Question: I found a pre-World War II grenade in a flowerpot. Should I just bring it straight to the police station? 

Answer: No!!! Past episodes of this kind have caused police stations to put up signs reading, "NO WEAPONS ALLOWED OF ANY KIND, (including, Hand Grenades)." If you take it to the police station that will just require them to evacuate their building and move all of their prisoners until the bomb squad arrives. (The Detroit News, Man with grenade walks into Detroit police station, says, 'Look what I found')

Posted by Bruce Carton on November 13, 2012 at 04:11 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)


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