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Things You Can't Do on a Plane: Vol. 27

You might think that after Volume 1Volume 2Volume 3Volume 4Volume 5Volume 6Volume 7Volume 8Volume 9Volume 10Volume 11Volume 12Volume 13Volume 14Volume 15Volume 16Volume 17Volume 18Volume 19Volume 20Volume 21Volume 22Volume 23Volume 24Volume 25 and Volume 26 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily.

Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane:

  • Sneak a cobra onboard your flight. Passengers may not hide Egyptian cobras in carry-on bags, and definitely may not lose control of their snakes mid-flight. CONSEQUENCE: Plane will make emergency landing; snake will be confiscated. 
  • Punch through and shatter the airplane window. Passengers may not show their displeasure at not being allowed to sit with their mother by punching and shattering the plane's window as the plane is pulling away from the gate. CONSEQUENCE: Flight will be delayed while the crew replaces the window, and passenger will charged with destruction of an aircraft.

  • Threaten the flight crew regarding cellphone use. Passengers may not make threats against the plane's flight crew in response to being instructed to turn off their cellphonesCONSEQUENCE: Passenger will be removed from the plane pre-flight and taken into custody. All passengers will be re-screened and their bags checked again as a precaution.

Posted by Bruce Carton on December 10, 2012 at 04:34 PM | Permalink | Comments (5)


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