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Thursday's Three Burning Legal Questions

Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere.

1. Question: Friday, December 21, 2012 is supposed to be the "end of the world." Do I need to go to school? 

Answer: Not if you live in Michigan. (NBC News, Mayan end-of-world rumors prompt Michigan officials to close 33 schools)

2. Question: I am a federal judge. Can I take judicial notice of Santa Claus? 

Answer: Of course! (Legal Writing Blog, Yes, Virginia, a court can take judicial notice of Santa Claus)

3. Question: I was called into my son's school because he was suspended. I then may have "accidentally" sprayed a prank item called Liquid Ass (a "power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo") in his classroom. Is this going to be a problem?

Answer: I'm afraid so, as you may now be charged with disorderly conduct. (CBS Detroit, Father Faces Jail For Spraying 'B.O.' Smell In Son's School)

Posted by Bruce Carton on December 20, 2012 at 04:16 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)


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